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WhAT’s this all about?

The EYEROT collective includes a communion of avid fans, multi-industry executives, relevant multimedia artists — musicians, photographers, designers, writers, and videographers who have agreed to work and collaborate together for a higher mutual EGGS BENEDICT.

EYEROT THRIVES OFF BOTH OBSCURE VISUAL AND NOSTALGIC STIMULATION. In other words… if you're a good human that loves rad shit, you've found your place. Hails and welcome.

THE ANTI-AGENCY AGENCY

THE ANTI-AGENCY AGENCY

We empower startups and resurrect businesses to adapt and thrive in the digital age.

STRATEGY

  • We partner with brands to navigate digital transformation, offering frameworks and guidance to spruce up your marketing and digital customer experience. We specialize in unlocking digital potential to elevate your strategy.

  • We unearth the hidden gems of your digital brand's vision and engineer a plan that propels you toward achieving your goals.

  • We're the architects of your business goals, crafting a foolproof plan for success and using our nifty benchmarking tools to track every step. It's all about empowering you with growth and game-changing insights.

  • We mix up some sci-fi tech with our digital wizardry to whip together marketing strategies that pump up awareness, traffic, engagement, and sales. We dive into market positioning, customer profiles, emerging trends, and all that good stuff to uncover growth opportunities for your business.

  • We partner with our clients to decode customer minds and concoct audience-specific strategies. We sketch out user journeys, craft audience personas, empathy maps, and data-driven insights to spruce up your digital user experience. We sniff out tech opportunities for hyper-personalized digital interactions.

  • We concoct bulletproof content strategies to sculpt your brand culture with unwavering consistency across all digital realms.

  • We meticulously analyze industry surveys, offering tactical quick wins and strategic insights to keep you steps ahead.

  • It all begins with getting inside your customers' heads. We measure brand love, awareness, and how far your name travels. Let's grill your customers for some juicy intel and dish out killer strategies. We mash up data with fancy market research to serve you some real insights.

  • We guide you through the maze of compliance and accessibility jungle, partnering with the right folks and tech wizards to master your digital platforms.

CONSULTANCY & BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT

  • Forge a battle plan that doesn’t just react to market shifts but commands them. Prepare to dominate the long game.

  • Conducting in-depth research to identify opportunities, threats, and competitive landscapes.

  • Developing actionable plans for scaling operations, increasing market share, and driving revenue.

  • Rip up the rulebook and craft a business model that’s ahead of the curve and impossible to ignore.

  • Slice through the inefficiencies and crank up productivity. Turn your operations into a lean, mean, money-making machine.

  • Get your finances in line with killer budgeting and forecasting that keeps the cash flowing and the growth steady.

  • Spot the threats before they become disasters. Build a fortress around your business with smart risk strategies.

  • Assemble a squad of top-tier talent with recruitment, training, and leadership that turns good teams into legends.

  • Supercharge your sales game with strategies that turn leads into loyal customers and goals into achievements.

  • Guiding businesses through technology adoption and digital strategies to stay ahead in a tech-driven market.

  • Improving customer interactions and satisfaction to foster loyalty and drive repeat business.

  • Strike strategic deals that expand your reach and supercharge your capabilities. Make alliances that count.

  • Carve out a brand identity that’s not just seen but unforgettable. Make your mark and own it.

  • Advising on legal considerations and ensuring compliance with industry regulations.

  • Handle the chaos with a crisis playbook that turns potential disasters into manageable challenges. Stay cool under pressure.

ECOMMERCE

  • Crafting eCommerce websites that supposedly drive online revenue, because what else would they do? Optimized for mobile (like everyone else), our sites feature fancy product displays, mobile payments (obviously), inventory tracking (to know what's selling out), personalization (because we know your favorite color), and loyalty programs (because who doesn't love points?). Empowering companies to conquer the digital world and grow global brands online—just like everyone else claims to do.

  • Elevate the shopping experience to an art form. We craft interfaces that don’t just look good—they make every interaction a smooth, intuitive journey. Forget clunky navigation and frustrating checkouts; we design seamless, engaging paths that keep users hooked and conversions soaring. It’s not just about usability—it’s about creating a digital experience that feels effortless and exhilarating.

  • Step beyond the mundane with platforms engineered for the modern digital battlefield. We build bespoke solutions that turn your online store into a powerhouse of efficiency and innovation. From razor-sharp integrations to adaptive interfaces, our platforms aren’t just about selling—they’re about setting new benchmarks in the ecommerce universe.

  • Forget the boring sales funnels and cookie-cutter tactics. We’re here to rip apart your path-to-purchase and rebuild it into a streamlined, high-octane journey that slams conversions into overdrive. From click to checkout, every step is engineered for maximum impact. No fluff, just raw, relentless optimization.

  • Ditch the one-size-fits-all and dive into a world where every detail is tailored to your wildest dreams. We’re not just talking about tweaking your interface—we’re crafting bespoke experiences that scream individuality. Get ready for a personalized ride that’s as unique as you are, where every customization is a statement and every touchpoint is a thrill.

  • Transform your ad spend into a strategic weapon. We turn retail media into a force multiplier, driving brand visibility and consumer engagement with pinpoint accuracy. From immersive ad placements to data-driven campaigns, our approach doesn’t just make noise—it creates lasting impact in the retail arena. Maximize your reach and watch your brand dominate the digital shelves.

DATA & ANALYTICS

  • Transform your ad spend into a strategic weapon. We turn retail media into a force multiplier, driving brand visibility and consumer engagement with pinpoint accuracy. From immersive ad placements to data-driven campaigns, our approach doesn’t just make noise—it creates lasting impact in the retail arena. Maximize your reach and watch your brand dominate the digital shelves.